Love Me As Though There Were No Tom.. - Nat King Cole

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[00:02.85]Eminem---The Real Slim Shady
[00:03.26]May I have your attention please?
[00:06.28]May I have your attention please?
[00:09.15]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.51]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.29]We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.54]Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before
[00:20.73]Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.89]And started whooping her ass worse than before
[00:26.14]They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!)
[00:27.70]It's the return of the...
[00:28.98]\"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, 
[00:29.81]he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?\"
[00:32.63]And Dr. Dre said...
[00:34.22]Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
[00:36.92](Ha-ha!)
[00:37.45]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.35]\"{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.26]Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
[00:43.66]Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though\"
[00:46.08]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.39]But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.54]Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.25]But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.27]\"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips\"
[00:57.51]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.12]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.01]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.36]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.28]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.60]They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
[01:08.59]\"We ain't nothing but mammals\"
[01:10.33]Well, some of us cannibals
[01:13.47]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.80]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.21]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.68]But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
[01:20.85]Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes
[03:50.22][03:31.19][02:27.31][01:22.91]    I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.14][03:33.81][02:28.13][01:25.21]    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.55][03:35.94][02:29.43][01:27.33]    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[03:56.80][03:38.36][02:32.57][01:29.77]    Please stand up, please stand up
[03:58.51][03:40.11][02:35.35][01:31.52]
[03:59.19][03:40.93][02:36.66][01:32.36]    Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.33][03:42.82][02:38.58][01:34.40]    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.32][03:45.04][02:40.80][01:36.60]    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[04:05.90][03:47.53][02:43.26][01:38.91]    Please stand up, please stand up
[01:39.69]
[01:41.34]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
[01:43.55]Well I do so \"Fuck him and fuck you too!\"
[01:45.80]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.73]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.49]\"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"
[01:52.82]Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
[01:54.70]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:56.98]Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.63]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.03]And hear them argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.21]You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.30]\"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee\"
[02:08.60]I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world
[02:10.90]how you gave Eminem VD
[02:13.53]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.61]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.34]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.10]Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.24]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.45]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[02:45.63]I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you
[02:47.92]Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.37]The only difference is I got the balls to say it
[02:52.20]In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
[02:55.48]I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
[02:58.22]I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
[03:01.34]Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.91]It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
[03:06.09]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.54]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:11.38]And I'm jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13.26]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:15.34]He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
[03:17.68]Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming \"I don't give a fuck!\"
[03:21.02]With his windows down and his system up
[03:22.52]So, will the real Shady please stand up?
[03:25.18]And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:26.78]And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
[03:29.00]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[04:09.30]Ha ha
[04:10.64]Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:16.87]Fuck it, let's all stand up